submitted by tesan
submitted by ameskitty
submitted by arianamh
submitted by haikay
submitted by consultant-time-lord
“Such I was, from eight to eight and twenty; and such I might still have been but for you, dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humbled. I came to you without a doubt of my reception. You shewed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman worthy of being pleased.”
submitted by sister-w0lf
one day, 30 years from now, somebody on here is going to run for president
and you’ll lose because you wrote fanfics about teenage boys having buttsex when you were 12
*slytherin wins house cup*
dumbledore:
i don't think so
dumbledore:
five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous

