"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*
*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*
OH DEAR LORD THE PERFECTIONNN
Russian courtiers dressed in traditional and historical Russian costume for the Romanov Anniversary Ball in 1903
Very inspirating for my king and his court !
doctor fucking fucker
magical tiger bitch
princess beyonce privilege
lana del yaoi puncher
magical frickface scum
princess scary face
MAGICAL TIGER BUTT
magical dork puncher.
Shitty Eridan Fucker
magical yaoi fucker yes pls
THISTLES AND ROSES: an extremely historically inaccurate reign au
elizabeth tudor is sent by her sister mary to french court to get her out of sight of those english who mutter about reinstating her legitimacy. mary stuart awaits her cousin’s arrival with some nerves - rumour has it elizabeth is just as cunning as her mother anne was, and as strong-willed as mary herself. neither girl expects to find in the other a lifelong friend.
when mary discovers diane de poitiers’ plot to depose francis as dauphin and replace him with sebastian, elizabeth lends her guile and together they nullify the threat so effectively king henry and queen catherine never even find out about it. aware bash had no part in the plot against his brother, elizabeth finds herself unexpectedly drawn to him, both of them bonding over their bastard status.
when elizabeth finally gains the english throne and francis and mary the united scottish and french, the three nations enter an alliance so strong and peaceful the whole of history will be changed by it.
My nan always told me “Don’t try to get over something, because that’s just a waste of energy. You just have to adapt to what you’ve been handed.”
new dreSSING GOWN
explaininggesticulating why they can’t save Pompeii.
My banana looks like Matt Smith
OH MY GOD SCREAMING
E. James Rohn (via fawun)